Alcohol That Is Awesome Chapter 4: Bloody Mary's

Bloody Mary's are a glorious invention.  Straight up.  If you don't like the combination of booze, vegetable juice, and spicy then you clearly sympathize with Bin Laden or some shit.

Let's go over the benefits.
1.) Society has deemed it one of the few drinks that is "acceptable" to drink before noon.
2.) It's got some pretty deec health benefits
3.) I like spicy shit. Sue me

Let's go over the detriments.
1.) None

So shut the fuck up.  This is a short post.  As I'm sure some of you know, I am currently under the influence of Bloody Mary's.  Is it Mary's or Maries?  I don't even care.  I am honoring her enough by consuming her delicious beverage.  Am I gonna get caught up in the details on how to pluralize her name? Maybe for like a minute tops.  Then after that I just won't give a shit.  You know why?  Because her glorious deep red potable will keep me occupied with other thoughts.  Like holy shit, how is this alcoholic?  Or, damn, is that a celery garnish?  You have done it again, Mary.  You have done it again.

Mikey Out