Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Review: That piece of shit Italian wrap from Hillside


Zach and I just got back from Hillside. We decided we didn't want to wait for paninis so we ordered Italian wraps. On paper, this wrap should be delicious. It's got gabagoo, other types of ham, salami, pepperoni, tomatoes, onions, and Italian dressing all wrapped in an herb tortilla. However, it was the biggest piece of shit ever. Zach's had far too many onions and mine had far too many tomatoes. Also the tortilla tasted like straight dick. And it did that thing where there is too much tortilla all bunched up towards the bottom.

This is Zach and I'm trying to do work but Mikey won't let me because he keeps pestering me to update this blog so here it is. Mikey is great however, and I love him the end merry xmas happy channukkahhhkkkchkkk.

In conclusion, this wrap sucked an innumerable amount of wang. But the Greek salad was pretty decent.

Love,
Zach and Mikey

P.S. The picture at the top is what Zach and I looked like after eating that goddawful excuse for food

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